Michele enlists the help of some friends to bury what she doesn't know about the American Constitution (look, here she is in the middle!).
They'll be digging for quite some time yet.
Oh, Michele. Pity you won't be running for re-election in 2014 - just like Sarah Palin before you, you generously gave the media so much to play with. You made it too easy.
And it's wonderful that Michele decided to write her memoir Core of Conviction (http://nyti.ms/168lfBC). Although, the only problem was that her editor (coincidentally also a Republican) missed a crucial spelling mistake. The title should have been Core of Convection --You see, Michele's original intention was a book about her desire to share with America inspiring tips on how to maintain even oven temperatures in the act of being submissive to your husband, making him delicious home-cooked meals. I think Americans would've preferred to endure such basic tips, rather than a story about her life.
Sunday, June 16, 2013
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
The Writing Process
Just write. Don't think too much. Dob't Don't correct, just write. Practice writing - keep practicing. Use and trust your own voice. Lose control when you're writing. Forget ego. Write even if you don't feel like it. Don't be abstract - write the real stuff; give details and be honest.
I think of something to write about and post on my writing blog as well as continue the two memoir stories I'm trying to write - with the time I haven't got. I draw and post my weekly (ok, sometimes it's not every week) cartoon. I log in to Twitter and Tweet my writing and cartoon blog posts, as if they are the most important and interesting Tweets in the world today. Spend some time "interacting" (isn't that what we do?) with others on Twitter. Look for and hope there's some activity about ME! Follow some people. Hope that my Followers number gets fatter and juicier. Do the same for Pinterest - although by "Pinning" and having a poke around.
OK. How's my personal website looking? How can I improve it, make it more relevant and interesting to other people out there? It's still a freebie website. Should I take that leap and fork out for a paid one? Will that make me look more professional and accomplished?
Got to build this "writer's platform". Shit, I'll make this thing a huge bloody oil rig with the biggest platform pylons you've ever seen. A Texan-writer's platform.
Haven't had dinner yet and I'm getting hungry. At least my lame lunch for tomorrow - as every other day - of a crunchy peanut butter and Nutella sandwich is made. Two pieces of fruit, a little ziplock bag (these bags never seem to lock in the easy "zip" action as promised - or am I just buying the crap brands?) of nuts and a yogurt join the sandwich sitting in a plastic shopping bag, lying in the refrigerator. I'll use this same shopping bag the whole week.
Better go prepare and eat dinner now.
I don't have a Facebook account. That's right, don't have one. Great, that's at least one "writing" thing I don't have to do tonight.
I think of something to write about and post on my writing blog as well as continue the two memoir stories I'm trying to write - with the time I haven't got. I draw and post my weekly (ok, sometimes it's not every week) cartoon. I log in to Twitter and Tweet my writing and cartoon blog posts, as if they are the most important and interesting Tweets in the world today. Spend some time "interacting" (isn't that what we do?) with others on Twitter. Look for and hope there's some activity about ME! Follow some people. Hope that my Followers number gets fatter and juicier. Do the same for Pinterest - although by "Pinning" and having a poke around.
OK. How's my personal website looking? How can I improve it, make it more relevant and interesting to other people out there? It's still a freebie website. Should I take that leap and fork out for a paid one? Will that make me look more professional and accomplished?
Got to build this "writer's platform". Shit, I'll make this thing a huge bloody oil rig with the biggest platform pylons you've ever seen. A Texan-writer's platform.
Haven't had dinner yet and I'm getting hungry. At least my lame lunch for tomorrow - as every other day - of a crunchy peanut butter and Nutella sandwich is made. Two pieces of fruit, a little ziplock bag (these bags never seem to lock in the easy "zip" action as promised - or am I just buying the crap brands?) of nuts and a yogurt join the sandwich sitting in a plastic shopping bag, lying in the refrigerator. I'll use this same shopping bag the whole week.
Better go prepare and eat dinner now.
I don't have a Facebook account. That's right, don't have one. Great, that's at least one "writing" thing I don't have to do tonight.
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Pussycats and memoirs
Today's post was supposed to be the latest installment of a memoir I'm working on (one of two memoirs). But, this week's trawling and sifting of writing tips yielded the following advice, in a nutshell: Careful posting your unpublished work on your blog, because it might have an adverse impact on your having the writing published elsewhere down the track.
In other words, potential publishers might not want your work, or substantial portions of it, already having been published. Fair enough. Makes sense. Although snippets, they say, are okay to put up on a blog. Well, I think I've already indulged in enough snippet-ry so far. So, no more snippets for now.
Fine. But what about the pussycats?
Well, in the absence of yet another enthralling sample of my story, I wanted to clumsily type a few words about Sally. She's my pussycat - isn't she pretty?
Sally is the first cat I've had since I was a boy at home with my family. For as long as my boyhood memory stretches, we always had a cat roaming around the place. Whenever a cat died, dad would bury it in the same spot in our garden - then we'd get another cat. The cats kept coming and the cat bones kept accumulating in that spot in the front garden. Nothing sinister here. Just years of loving our cats.
And I'm loving having a pussycat now. Although, in this photo Sally looks like she could be saying:
"Take a photo of me again without my express permission - and I will claw the shit out of you. Got it?"
Still. She's a joy! Sally goes by a number of nicknames. S-Alley Cat, Sally Smooch and Sally Fras - and of course she answers to none of these... because she's a cat!
In other words, potential publishers might not want your work, or substantial portions of it, already having been published. Fair enough. Makes sense. Although snippets, they say, are okay to put up on a blog. Well, I think I've already indulged in enough snippet-ry so far. So, no more snippets for now.
Fine. But what about the pussycats?
Well, in the absence of yet another enthralling sample of my story, I wanted to clumsily type a few words about Sally. She's my pussycat - isn't she pretty?
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| Sally |
Sally is the first cat I've had since I was a boy at home with my family. For as long as my boyhood memory stretches, we always had a cat roaming around the place. Whenever a cat died, dad would bury it in the same spot in our garden - then we'd get another cat. The cats kept coming and the cat bones kept accumulating in that spot in the front garden. Nothing sinister here. Just years of loving our cats.
And I'm loving having a pussycat now. Although, in this photo Sally looks like she could be saying:
"Take a photo of me again without my express permission - and I will claw the shit out of you. Got it?"
Still. She's a joy! Sally goes by a number of nicknames. S-Alley Cat, Sally Smooch and Sally Fras - and of course she answers to none of these... because she's a cat!
Monday, May 20, 2013
What are you doing to build your reputation as a writer?
One thing you can
do is checkout this article reposted from Writer's Relief. Take advantage of
these seven helpful tips – I am!
Seven Ways To Build Your Reputation
As A Creative Writer
By Writer's Relief
Staff
It’s easy to label yourself a writer. Jot down a
poem and call yourself a scribe. But building a reputation for yourself as a
writer is the evidence others need to label you a writer. Whether good or bad,
writers’ reputations follow them wherever they go, either paving the way for
success or putting up roadblocks in the path to getting published or developing
a readership. It’s essential that creative writers take into consideration the
way their peers, literary agents, editors, and readers view not only the
quality of their writing, but their credentials and career path as well. It’s
far easier to create a solid, professional reputation than to undo the damage
of a spotty record and poor public persona.
Creative writers can brand themselves in any number
of ways, and successful writers use more than one self-marketing method.
1.
Take advantage of social-networking sites. Competition in the writing world is
fierce, and when a creative
writer wants to generate interest in a novel, it takes more than word of mouth. Attending writers’ conferences and writers’ groups have always been
good ways to connect with others in the industry, and now writers can also take
advantage of online social-networking sites such as Facebook, MySpace, and
Twitter to create a buzz about their work by shaping connections
nationwide—even worldwide—quickly and efficiently.
Facebook, for example, offers the opportunity to
create both a personal profile and a “fan page”—a space where artists and writers can
highlight their work. (Check out the Writer’s Relief Facebook page!)
Writers can connect with readers by sharing news,
writing samples, photos, and links. MySpace also allows users to create
extensive profiles, while Twitter is a simplified version of the two (check out our tweets about writing and publishing).
Social networking online helps writers engage
others in their work and melds well with more traditional marketing efforts
like book reviews, book signings, and tours.
2.
Join an association. If you are published,
investigate joining a professional writing association, such as the Mystery
Writers of America or the Horror Writers Association. It’s another opportunity
to network, and belonging to an association of like-minded writers offers other
benefits to your craft such as industry news, useful links, and discussion
groups.
3.
Create a Web presence. It’s
important that someone doing an online search of your name is able to find a
profile page that showcases you and your work. Many authors have websites in
addition to user pages on social-networking sites to maximize their exposure. A
profile page should feature your name, photo, and a brief biography. You can
post your writing credentials, excerpts from your novel, poems and/or short
stories, and favorable reviews. If you are a published author, your profile
should link to a site where your books can be purchased. Be sure to use links
to your profile at every opportunity—in email and forum signatures, on
Facebook, MySpace, or other social-networking sites, and on business cards and
stationery.
Read more:
4.
Blog. It seems that everyone has a blog these days, but it is especially useful for writers
to take advantage of this marketing strategy. Your entries are firsthand
examples of your writing—so make them good and edit well—and this
can generate interest in your other work. Update frequently and be creative in
your blog; include helpful links, insights, even humor to keep readers
interested. If you are published, make sure it’s easy for a reader to purchase
your work with a handy link to Amazon.com, for example, and include links to
any site that features your writing or reviews of your writing.
Another useful feature of blogging is that it is
interactive and personal—readers can leave comments or suggestions, and you can
respond to them directly. You can keep them informed of any book signings or
works in progress and answer any questions. It’s best to update your blog as
often as possible to keep it fresh and interesting. Be sure to use keywords in
each post (title and text) to optimize search engine results. The Internet is
an amazing tool for writers looking for exposure, so be sure to use it to its
full potential.
5.
Explore different genres. Working
outside your usual genre can expand your writing palette and even improve
your writing. If you’re working on a full-length novel, for example, you might
also consider pitching some article ideas (about something you’re proficient
in) to magazines. Not only will you be boosting your publication credits and
exhibiting flexibility in your talents, but the things you learn in one genre
can nourish your skills in another.
6.
Exude personal professionalism. Whether
you’re submitting query letters or have already secured an agent, it’s crucial
that you handle yourself professionally and put forth your best efforts.
Wrinkled, stained, misspelled query letters give a bad impression to a
potential agent. For those who have agents, return their phone calls promptly,
follow their instructions or requests conscientiously, and deliver materials on
time. Develop a professional reputation with agents and editors, and remember
that you’ll be judged for every piece of writing—this means not firing off a
quick e-mail riddled with errors and Internet lingo.
7.
Finally, stay current. Keep up with
publishing trends and market preferences by reading industry magazines,
newsletters, and articles. Take courses and seminars whenever possible to brush
up on your writing skills, and practice the actual craft of writing at every
opportunity.
Want help building your reputation as a writer? Writer’s Relief can help you make more submissions! Our clients are
widely published and regularly nominated for significant awards.
Learn more!
Saturday, April 20, 2013
#21: Together Seven Years Apart
Memoir - Week 21
I phoned Erin like
this for months before it dawned on my love-stricken mind that a confession to
my supervisor would be prudent. I told my supervisor I’d been phoning Erin at
the Australian Federal Police’s expense in the wee hours. He advised me to
further self-report with the accounts section, while his narrowed eyes and
subtle grin conveyed to me an understanding of the situation.
“I see”, was the
surprisingly friendly reply. “Well, Accounts doesn’t have the ability right now
to itemise international telephone calls. We wouldn’t be able to work out what
you owe. So, perhaps you shouldn’t make any further calls to the US”, the
accounts team member kindly finished suggesting to me. I had taken a liberty
and emerged unscathed.
Saturday, April 13, 2013
#20: Together Seven Years Apart
Memoir - Week 20
But, lurking within
the nightshift shadows was another nice little fringe benefit. The time
difference between Canberra and Virginia allowed me to chat with Erin at what
was a good hour for her, while I was still in the office. There was some
variance in hours depending on daylight savings either country, though I had a
decent window of opportunity in which to phone Erin.
Our team was small
and the floor, let alone the other floors of the Australian Federal Police
headquarters, was otherwise people-less during nightshift hours, except for the
two security guards on ground level behind a long pane of secure glass,
probably discussing the cricket or the football or whichever sport was in
season. Picking a moment between the hours of midnight and 4am, I would wander
away in a nonchalant manner from my desk and sit down at another desk located
on the opposite side of the floor, dimly lit and entirely private. There I’d
dial up Erin and chat with her for a good half hour, often quite a bit a
longer.
Sunday, April 07, 2013
#19: Together Seven Years Apart
Memoir - Week 19
The other exception
was during 1992, when I’d rise to croaking green tree frogs and heaving
humidity in Cairns at 4.30-5.00am, summer time. Leaving my one-bedroom
apartment at Pease Street, Manoora I would drive almost an hour north to Palm
Cove, fire up the big BBQ stationed outside on the lush tropical grounds of The
Jewel of the Reef Resort and begin flipping fried eggs, turning bacon rashers
and swivelling breakfast sausages into their dedicated hotplate positions. This
hot food I served directly to eagerly awaiting Germans – as I more prominently
recall for some reason – and other mostly chirpy Europeans and Japanese. You’re
usually chirpy while on vacation.
Now, mornings and I
have never enjoyed a free and easy relationship. Ever. We still have an ongoing
stand-off. Needless to say, afternoon shifts in any job I’ve ever had have
always circulated well within my night-owl blood. I’m just not good in the
mornings.
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