Thursday, September 25, 2014

Email to Schick




From: Julian Hudson [mailto:cmantics@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, 9 September 2014 9:08 PM
To: eapl.sales@energizer.com
Subject: Xtreme 3 Sensitive

Hi Schick

I’ve been a buyer of your Xtreme 3 men’s razors for a while now. I bought a packet the other week but only opened them up tonight, because I noticed my old Xtreme 3 was getting a bit rough and was cutting my skin. Anyway, pow! I saw on the packaging it said “New Look!”. That’s so exciting. When I opened them I thought, ‘how will my razors look different tonight?’. It doesn’t matter what bad things might happen to me this week – because my razors now have a new look.

Although I have to admit I couldn’t discern what the difference was. I wasn’t able to spot what you did to make this new look a reality. But I’m sure it was something deep and well thought out by your top Schick razor designers.

The other thing I noticed written on the packet was “4+1 free razor”. Great! Except I don’t want to sound negative. But I just wasn’t sure which razor in the packet was the actual free one. Still, each razor is as good as the other – so I resolved to think that it didn’t really  matter which one you had intended to be the free one.

Lastly, in future how will I know when the “New Look!” is something I’ve never seen before? I mean if you keep saying “New Look!” it would be hard for a customer to know when it is new to them. Do you think in future you might say “New New Look!”? I mean over time that could get a bit difficult, wouldn’t it? For example, “New New New New Look!”…it would just keep on going and end up looking very silly.

To this end, could I offer a suggestion? How about “New Look Mark II!” etc. Also, maybe you could have a competition. Call it “Slick Schickers” (a ‘Schicker’ representing a guy who uses Schick razors). In the competition, someone who can spot how the razor is different when it has a “New Look!”, is crowned “Slick Schicker of the Year” and gets 6 months’ worth of your razors for free. Maybe you could hold the crowning at a supermarket near to where the winner lives. I guess it would probably be Coles or Woolies since that’s pretty much all we have in Australia. But just don’t hold a crowning event if Jamie Oliver happens to be in Woolies, as he is all-powerful.

You never know, Coles or Woolies might jump at the chance since it could bring in more shoppers for them. If you choose an attractive guy to be the winner, this would probably work even better. Then you’d get droves of girls and ladies coming to the crowning event – and they love to shop! They might be enticed to purchase your ladies’ razors. Aha! An increase of your profits – you see where I’m going with all this!

You might also want to consider the following as a slogan for your men’s razors:

“Be a Slick Schicker, not a Schick Kicker”. What do you think? Run it past your marketing people.

Hoping my suggestions and feedback help. Please let me know.

Look forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely

Julian Hudson



Friday, September 19, 2014

The hair




A guy: I can see a hair on my face from the corner of your eye. It’s really bugging me.

Guy's friend: Right…don’t you mean from the corner of your eye?

A guy: That’s what I said – from the corner of your eye.

Guy's friend: I think what you mean is, from the corner of my eye.

A guy: But it’s not your eye. It’s from the corner of my eye that I can see the hair.

Guy's friend: Right, which is why you’d say from my eye and not from your eye.

A guy: That doesn’t make any sense. Like I said, it’s not your eye we’re talking about. It’s my eye that is seeing the hair. And the hair is on your face.

Guy's friend: Hang on, you mean my face. You should be saying the hair is on my face.

A guy: No, the hair’s on my face. So, why would I say the hair is on your face?

Guy's friend: Exactly. That’s what I’m saying. You already said in the beginning that you can see a hair on “my face”.  Those were your words.

A guy: You mean my words and not yours?

Guy's friend: Yes.

A guy: Ok, I did. But I didn’t mean your face. I meant mine.

Guy's friend: Right! Which is why your words were: “my face”.

A guy: Well that was just a mistake. I should’ve said your face.

Guy's friend: No, same thing as the eye. You should’ve said my face. Like you should have said my eye.

A guy: Why is this so difficult? It’s my face and my eye that we’re talking about. So why would I say your face and your eye when they’re both mine?

Guy's friend: That’s not what I mean. You’re just confusing the meanings of the words.

A guy: Well you seem pretty confused yourself!

Guy's friend: Ok, then. Why don’t we agree on at least something. We’re talking about a face. And there’s an eye and a hair involved. Right? Can we agree on this?

A guy: Yeah, ok. Fair enough. And it’s been a curly one.

Guy's friend: A curly hair? 

A guy: No, the conversation’s been curly.