Monday, August 05, 2013

Come back 'forenoon'

Whatever happened to the word forenoon? Where has it gone? Why don't we use it? Why did it go?

I think it's sad that this lovely word seems to have disappeared. We still use the word afternoon all the time, so why is forenoon not good enough now? I think afternoon is a bit lonely and overburdened. I think its head is spinning.

I know all languages change - and should change for their own good, for their own survival - still, what does forenoon's disappearance say about us? About how we live our lives? Have we all lost half our day, has it been consumed by modernity's sucking whirlpool and cracking pace and complexity? Is the time between dawn and midday, noon, twelve post meridiem just a blur these days, a haze of unrecognizable minutes? Is this first half of the day worthless and predetermined so by our fantastic culture and advanced civilization?

I might be a distant and feeble voice in the back of the room, but I miss you forenoon. I believe in you and wish you were back with us. And afternoon misses you, too, it misses its other half. The afternoon can only come if the forenoon precedes it. And the forenoon can only exist when the afternoon has once again passed. They need each other and offer us balance.

Here's one of my favorite quotes with a mention of the word forenoon. It's by Henry Thoreau, and I have a feeling he thought of and wrote down this quote some time between the sun rising and midday...in the forenoon you could say...

“If I should sell my forenoons and afternoons to society, as most appear to do, I am sure that for me there would be nothing left worth living for.”



                                         









Sunday, July 21, 2013

I've Decided



I've decided to relegate work - that is paid work, my job - to the category of 'optional'. As I solicitously cleaned my teeth tonight, I cleverly thought that from now on I'll just work when I feel like it. Turn up when it suits me, if ever. So that any other day I can now begin spending more time writing, and could write for longer. And write late at night, into the small hours - when I write my best - without caring about feeling too tired the next day. This way, I'll finish my two stories much quicker, thus allowing me to become a wealthy author (that assumes a lot) - in turn I could  then truly write for a living for the rest of my life.

The only thing I haven't fathomed is how to earn a decent living in the meantime.




Sunday, June 23, 2013

Paula Deen - herself - now available at your local supermarket

Paula Deen story:  http://bit.ly/15v837x

After 11 years with the Food Network, Paula Deen has instructed you to take a 'cup of owwwul' and 'a stick of butter' for the last time.

The heavies at Food Network have told PD to POQ (Piss Off Quick). Apparently for racial slurs. The story also asserts that possibly an assortment of other touchy subjects for the Network have been simmering in Paula's pot for a while. Things are rarely simple in life, right?

Anyway, the title of this news story clearly states Paula has been "canned by Food Network". So, naturally we can only assume they have sliced 'n' diced PD and put her in a can to be available for sale on our supermarket shelves. The Food Network only hopes it will make as much money from Paula this way, as it did from her being on TV.

Open up and eat a can of Paula? Some might find her a little hard to digest - she could pass right through them. "From mah can to yerrrs"




Sunday, June 16, 2013

Devastating news for America: Michele Bachmann won't be seeking re-election in 2014

Michele enlists the help of some friends to bury what she doesn't know about the American Constitution (look, here she is in the middle!).



They'll be digging for quite some time yet.

Oh, Michele. Pity you won't be running for re-election in 2014 - just like Sarah Palin before you, you generously gave the media so much to play with. You made it too easy.

And it's wonderful that Michele decided to write her memoir Core of Conviction (http://nyti.ms/168lfBC). Although, the only problem was that her editor (coincidentally also a Republican) missed a crucial spelling mistake. The title should have been Core of Convection --You see, Michele's original intention was a book  about her desire to share with America inspiring tips on how to maintain even oven temperatures in the act of being submissive to your husband, making him delicious home-cooked meals. I think Americans would've preferred to endure such basic tips, rather than a story about her life.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

The Writing Process

Just write. Don't think too much. Dob't Don't correct, just write. Practice writing - keep practicing. Use and trust your own voice. Lose control when you're writing. Forget ego. Write even if you don't feel like it. Don't be abstract - write the real stuff; give details and be honest.

I think of something to write about and post on my writing blog as well as continue the two memoir stories I'm trying to write - with the time I haven't got. I draw and post my weekly (ok, sometimes it's not every week) cartoon. I log in to Twitter and Tweet my writing and cartoon blog posts, as if they are the most important and interesting Tweets in the world today. Spend some time "interacting" (isn't that what we do?) with others on Twitter. Look for and hope there's some activity about ME! Follow some people. Hope that my Followers number gets fatter and juicier. Do the same for Pinterest - although by "Pinning" and having a poke around.

OK.  How's my personal website looking? How can I improve it, make it more relevant and interesting to other people out there? It's still a freebie website. Should I take that leap and fork out for a paid one? Will that make me look more professional and accomplished?

Got to build this "writer's platform". Shit, I'll make this thing a huge bloody oil rig with the biggest platform pylons you've ever seen. A Texan-writer's platform.

Haven't had dinner yet and I'm getting hungry. At least my lame lunch for tomorrow - as every other day - of  a crunchy peanut butter and Nutella sandwich is made. Two pieces of fruit, a little ziplock bag (these bags never seem to lock in the easy "zip" action as promised - or am I just buying the crap brands?) of nuts and a yogurt join the sandwich sitting in a plastic shopping bag, lying in the refrigerator. I'll use this same shopping bag the whole week.

Better go prepare and eat dinner now.

I don't have a Facebook account. That's right, don't have one. Great, that's at least one "writing" thing I don't have to do tonight.


Sunday, May 26, 2013

Pussycats and memoirs

Today's post was supposed to be the latest installment of a memoir I'm working on (one of two memoirs). But, this week's trawling and sifting of writing tips yielded the following advice, in a nutshell: Careful posting your unpublished work on your blog, because it might have an adverse impact on your having the writing published elsewhere down the track.

In other words, potential publishers might not want your work, or substantial portions of it, already having been published. Fair enough. Makes sense. Although snippets, they say, are okay to put up on a blog. Well, I think I've already indulged in enough snippet-ry so far. So, no more snippets for now.

Fine. But what about the pussycats?

Well, in the absence of yet another enthralling sample of my story, I wanted to clumsily type a few words about Sally. She's my pussycat - isn't she pretty?

Sally

Sally is the first cat I've had since I was a boy at home with my family. For as long as my boyhood memory stretches, we always had a cat roaming around the place. Whenever a cat died, dad would bury it in the same spot in our garden - then we'd get another cat. The cats kept coming and the cat bones kept accumulating in that spot in the front garden. Nothing sinister here. Just years of loving our cats.

And I'm loving having a pussycat now. Although, in this photo Sally looks like she could be saying:

"Take a photo of me again without my express permission - and I will claw the shit out of you. Got it?"

Still. She's a joy! Sally goes by a number of  nicknames. S-Alley Cat, Sally Smooch and Sally Fras - and of course she answers to none of these... because she's a cat!

Monday, May 20, 2013

What are you doing to build your reputation as a writer?


One thing you can do is checkout this article reposted from Writer's Relief. Take advantage of these seven helpful tips – I am!


Seven Ways To Build Your Reputation As A Creative Writer

By Writer's Relief Staff

It’s easy to label yourself a writer. Jot down a poem and call yourself a scribe. But building a reputation for yourself as a writer is the evidence others need to label you a writer. Whether good or bad, writers’ reputations follow them wherever they go, either paving the way for success or putting up roadblocks in the path to getting published or developing a readership. It’s essential that creative writers take into consideration the way their peers, literary agents, editors, and readers view not only the quality of their writing, but their credentials and career path as well. It’s far easier to create a solid, professional reputation than to undo the damage of a spotty record and poor public persona.

Creative writers can brand themselves in any number of ways, and successful writers use more than one self-marketing method.

1. Take advantage of social-networking sites. Competition in the writing world is fierce, and when a creative writer wants to generate interest in a novel, it takes more than word of mouth. Attending writers’ conferences and writers’ groups have always been good ways to connect with others in the industry, and now writers can also take advantage of online social-networking sites such as Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter to create a buzz about their work by shaping connections nationwide—even worldwide—quickly and efficiently.

Facebook, for example, offers the opportunity to create both a personal profile and a “fan page”—a space where artists and writers can highlight their work. (Check out the Writer’s Relief Facebook page!) Writers can connect with readers by sharing news, writing samples, photos, and links. MySpace also allows users to create extensive profiles, while Twitter is a simplified version of the two (check out our tweets about writing and publishing). Social networking online helps writers engage others in their work and melds well with more traditional marketing efforts like book reviews, book signings, and tours.


2. Join an association. If you are published, investigate joining a professional writing association, such as the Mystery Writers of America or the Horror Writers Association. It’s another opportunity to network, and belonging to an association of like-minded writers offers other benefits to your craft such as industry news, useful links, and discussion groups.

3. Create a Web presence. It’s important that someone doing an online search of your name is able to find a profile page that showcases you and your work. Many authors have websites in addition to user pages on social-networking sites to maximize their exposure. A profile page should feature your name, photo, and a brief biography. You can post your writing credentials, excerpts from your novel, poems and/or short stories, and favorable reviews. If you are a published author, your profile should link to a site where your books can be purchased. Be sure to use links to your profile at every opportunity—in email and forum signatures, on Facebook, MySpace, or other social-networking sites, and on business cards and stationery.

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4. Blog. It seems that everyone has a blog these days, but it is especially useful for writers to take advantage of this marketing strategy. Your entries are firsthand examples of your writing—so make them good and edit well—and this can generate interest in your other work. Update frequently and be creative in your blog; include helpful links, insights, even humor to keep readers interested. If you are published, make sure it’s easy for a reader to purchase your work with a handy link to Amazon.com, for example, and include links to any site that features your writing or reviews of your writing.

Another useful feature of blogging is that it is interactive and personal—readers can leave comments or suggestions, and you can respond to them directly. You can keep them informed of any book signings or works in progress and answer any questions. It’s best to update your blog as often as possible to keep it fresh and interesting. Be sure to use keywords in each post (title and text) to optimize search engine results. The Internet is an amazing tool for writers looking for exposure, so be sure to use it to its full potential.

5. Explore different genres. Working outside your usual genre can expand your writing palette and even improve your writing. If you’re working on a full-length novel, for example, you might also consider pitching some article ideas (about something you’re proficient in) to magazines. Not only will you be boosting your publication credits and exhibiting flexibility in your talents, but the things you learn in one genre can nourish your skills in another.

6. Exude personal professionalism. Whether you’re submitting query letters or have already secured an agent, it’s crucial that you handle yourself professionally and put forth your best efforts. Wrinkled, stained, misspelled query letters give a bad impression to a potential agent. For those who have agents, return their phone calls promptly, follow their instructions or requests conscientiously, and deliver materials on time. Develop a professional reputation with agents and editors, and remember that you’ll be judged for every piece of writing—this means not firing off a quick e-mail riddled with errors and Internet lingo.

7. Finally, stay current. Keep up with publishing trends and market preferences by reading industry magazines, newsletters, and articles. Take courses and seminars whenever possible to brush up on your writing skills, and practice the actual craft of writing at every opportunity.

Want help building your reputation as a writer? Writer’s Relief can help you make more submissions! Our clients are widely published and regularly nominated for significant awards.

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