… And today the governor of the jail released the statement that some in the community had been waiting for. He said that after two years’ imprisonment the statement had learnt its lesson and should be freed. In fact, the governor said, it had been a model statement during its incarceration. He added that the statement was now free among the community to be fully expressed out loud by anyone choosing to do so when they saw fit.
The statement released its own statement just
hours ago – via a representative who stated he was making the statement on the
statement’s behalf – claiming that it felt linguistically sound and was looking
forward to being expressed by anyone, anywhere, anytime – except not before 9a.m.
as it wasn’t too good in the mornings. The representative said that the statement
wanted to thank all the other statements that had helped and supported it
during such a trying period. According to the representative, the statement said
it wanted to thank its lawyer for all his recent statements made throughout the
court process, which helped secure its release back into the community. Finally,
the statement’s representative stated that the statement said that were it not
for the governor’s statements it would not be a free statement right now.
The governor has yet to provide any
statements in relation to the statement’s representative’s statements.
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